“This broad definitely died of internal bleeding from a ruptured cervix. No doubt the work of Silky Johnson. I don’t know any man who wields a bigger man-post. It was either Silky Johnson or a flag pole.” -County coroner
“You are wrong male cheerleaders are no different than the JOCKS that play the sports. I feel you should retract those comments. Pom Pom's and Mini skirts are as manly as footballs and shoulder pads, and those fabulous tight little buns in those football stretch pants. Other than that complaint I think Silky Johnson is an American hero. Vote Johnson and Panda in 2008.”
-James - Male Cheerleader of the year 1993
“Why do you hate Michael Bay so much? You put his movies in your worst list, yet you praise that piece of shit Bruce Campbell. Who by the way, kicks ass in the new show ‘Burn Notice’. I agree with Bubba-ho-tep as a great movie, but ‘The Rock’ was a good movie as was ‘Transformers’.
Lick my balls ever so gently, Silky Johnson. You are a hater.” -Chucky the Mop
“Silky’s diamonds have their own zip code” -Cain, the prophet of Jehovah
“What is wrong with you people? This site is an example of everything that is wrong with the internet, America, and humanity in general. Desist, Silky Johnson, for the good of the human race” - Chad Whiteman
“You are wrong male cheerleaders are no different than the JOCKS that play the sports. I feel you should retract those comments. Pom Pom's and Mini skirts are as manly as footballs and shoulder pads, and those fabulous tight little buns in those football stretch pants. Other than that complaint I think Silky Johnson is an American hero. Vote Johnson and Panda in 2008.”
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“Why do you hate Michael Bay so much? You put his movies in your worst list, yet you praise that piece of shit Bruce Campbell. Who by the way, kicks ass in the new show ‘Burn Notice’. I agree with Bubba-
“Silky’s diamonds have their own zip code” -
“What is wrong with you people? This site is an example of everything that is wrong with the internet, America, and humanity in general. Desist, Silky Johnson, for the good of the human race” -
“He’s Silky, white and milky
Some people call him Johnson
Want some? ‘Cause he’s got
A thumb for your butt
Watch out, his
Nut comes quick
He’s a dick. Ask Silky
‘Cause he’ll be willing
To answer your questions
His answers you won’t contest them
‘Cause he’s always right
‘Cause he’s white”
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“Silky Johnson carries his diamonds in a smooth, velvety sack” -
“Silky Johnson had sex with my sister and I thanked him for it.” -
“Silky cleansed all of the lepers in my village” -
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