Don’t worry, my token
colored friend.  Even though
the makers of recent trilogies
have raped their creations
and mocked their fans I’m sure
Sam Raimi won’t let us down.

I don’t know, dawg.
This spider shit looks
corny.

Fo’ shizzle.

Besides, even if the
movie totally blows at least
we know there’s another
Bruce Campbell cameo
to look forward to.