Purple Mushroom

Is it wrong to slap my bitches in the forehead with my meat stick if they get out of line?

The better question is, when is it not appropriate to assert your authority over your bitches with your man pole? Look, Silky has a little experience in keeping ‘ho’s on the straight an narrow, so Silky feels especially qualified to give you some advice.

The thing that most people don’t know is that ‘ho’s, tricks, bitches, tramps, skeezers, scamps, harlots, and Paris Hiltons, are really just looking for leadership and guidance. Most of these bombed out bitches come from fatherless, broken homes and are basically just shells of former human beings who will be happy to take $20 in exchange for a nice, easy, refreshing blow job. Now even though you’re kind enough to take her trick ass off the street and make sure she has a roof over her head and plenty of dick to suck, she’ll step out of line and speak before she’s spoken to or by trying to hide some of the money she made for you the previous night. The thing to remember is that when she does, she’s not trying to defy you, it’s her subtle bitch way of asking for your leadership. And, as we all know, there is no better way to lead someone than by giving that scamp a huge, swollen purple mushroom on her forehead.

Now it is true that some bitches respond to the meat stick, while others might require a slightly different approach, though the principle will remain the same. For instance, suppose you give a ‘ho a purple mushroom one night, and she doesn’t come home the next day. Finally when she does return home (which is inevitable, since who the fuck is going to take that trick ass skeezer in) you might choose to choke up a little on an aluminum baseball bat, or use the leg of a dinner table, or beat her with her own illegitimate child. The possibilities are endless, so experiment, and find out what works best for your stable of tramps. Just remember to deliver your message in a calm, assertive tone. Remember, the scab can feel your energy, and she’ll respond to it.

Of course, we don’t want to lose sight of the fact that the only real reason you want to keep that bitch in line in the first place is to make you money. While it is important to correct inappropriate behavior, like speaking out of turn, having an opinion, etc., if she’s walking around with your man beef stamped on her forehead she may not attract as many marks and you’ll be left holding the bag. But ultimately that’s not your concern and any ‘ho worth her weight in aborted fetuses can bring in $400 on a Friday night even with a limp and a black eye.

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