Pick Up Effort

Will spending money on a girl and listening to her talk about her cat give me a better shot at getting in her pants?

Great question, reader. You know, I used to be all for the feminist and women’s rights movement. I figured all that by raising women’s confidence with this stupid Women’s-Movement-domestic-violence-awareness-reproductive-rights bullshit that would lower their inhibitions about having unreasonably large amounts of sex. My dream was that once women were sexually liberated it would be a hell of a lot easier to get a piece of ass. And so it is. If you happen to be one of these:

As it stands, the effort to reward ratio of sexual pursuit is way out of proportion. The amount of time and money needed to fool, trick, bribe or otherwise coerce a women into a little intercourse is ridiculous. To illustrate my point, found this highly scientific graph on a very reputable research website:

As you can see, you have to spend approximately 100 times the amount of money and time to get a 10 minute sliver of some very average ass. Most women (and my most I obviously mean all) make you go through these rituals of spending money on them and wasting time listening to them drone on about their feelings for hours on end before you even get to sniff some action.

By the way, do you know why those frilly, girly drinks women demand cost so much? Because bar owners know desperate used car salesmen and investment bankers will line up and buy the shit by the gallon because they think it will help them get laid. Take my advice and leave those fruity drinks to the gays.

I have decided that from now on, I’m only going to date women who drink beer. Preferably cheap beer. And like to get drunk. A lot. I figure I’ve got a shot with that kind of girl since she obviously has sufficiently low self esteem to fuck a guy like me.

Here is a scenario of how interaction between me and your average woman might play out:

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