Matlock

-Pimp feather. Not as good as a blowjob but better than being teabagged bay a sweaty panda.

-Teabag. The kind of show where about ten minutes in you feel like you have some dude’s pubic hair in your mouth.

-Steaming pile. You are willing to pay more to get out of the theater than you paid to get in.

Ratings confusing
and infuriating?
-Here’s what they mean

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Monday, June 16, 2008