Fat people show thier privates

Sometimes I have to wonder, who is more the sick fuck, the one who asks the question or the one who tries to answer. Well, here goes.

Do fat people show each other their private parts? Who knows? Who the fuck would want to know? If they do, I hope they do it it a dark, dark room above ground floor with as few opportunities for a casual passerby to see them as possible. Of course being in complete darkness is going to make it more of a challenge for them to do the nasty, since everyone knows that fat people are lacking in coordination, except maybe when it comes to bowling or eating. A fat person can deliver the fork to their big, greasy cakehole with unmatched precision. If it’s true what they say that obesity is genetic, then if we institute a worldwide no-lights chubby procreation policy then we’re going to be through with fat people in no time. Just imagine two hairy, sweaty hogs rolling around in the dark, blindly poking at each other’s swollen bodies where the male inevitably ejaculates onto a lampshade. Another bullet dodged.

Now I’m assuming the only reason these porky assholes would take their clothes off is to attempt procreation. Maybe what you’re asking is whether fat people just undress and look at each other’s bulbous, saggy parts. In order to do that there would have to be, I’m afraid to say, light. And there is where your risk of accidental exposure lies. If that’s the way it has to be then they should do it outside in a yard surrounded by a high fence so the only other witness will be that worthless piece of shit, the sun. I can just see it now.

Yeah, soak it in you flaming ball of dog shit! Oooh, so you’re the largest body in the solar system. Big fucking deal. When’s the last time you did something significant like score with a bitch? Or buy a new car? Or get a promotion at your shitty job at Taco John’s? That’s where I bet the sun would work if it could get within 65 million miles of a TJ’s without burning the shit out of it. Actually the sun should work there. It would probably be the first time anyone ever carried hot food out of a Taco John’s. Speaking of which, check out the bean burrito on that broad you firey asshole.

You know what? That was kind of harsh. I think I owe the sun an apology. Sorry, sun, you’re still a worthless insignificant sack of burning crap but you didn’t deserve that. I’m sure that image is burned to the back of your retinas. You know the sun, as huge as it is, is basically the fat chick of the solar system. So yeah, I’m sorry. I’m sorry you’re a hot chubby vagina.

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