Chix With Phones

While on the surface this seems like a stupid question I’ve found that a lot of people don’t actually know the answer. Well, Silky to the rescue. I can’t say with a lot of certainty that all women have to, as to say they are required to, talk on cell phones while they drive I just know that they all do.

Though it is true that stereotypes can be great time savers, I decided to do a little independent research on the subject on my way to work the other day. Of the 128 women that I observed driving on public roads and freeways that day, 128 of them were talking on cell phones. Interestingly though, 114 were also applying make-up, 97 were masturbating while looking at a picture of me, 26 were changing their tampons, and two were jacking off midgets, all while operating a moving vehicle in traffic.

Unfortunately this behavior doesn’t seem to be limited to the safety of public motorways. Take a look, at a recent cell phone conversation held by Indy Racing League driver and alleged woman Danica Patrick. She couldn’t even put the phone down for ten minutes during the race, much to the disappointment of her crew.

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