What is the best new show on Television?
Silky is a busy man and doesn’t have time to sit in front of the TV. Managing a fleet of ‘hoes takes time, and prime time TV does not fit well into a mack’s schedule. On a daily basis I might face decisions like should I beat down that hillbilly they call Rooster for sticking that can of Milwaukee’s Best Ice half way up Trixie’s ass, or should I try to catch this weeks episode of Kid Nation? As much as I’d like to see one of those kids lose it and stab another kid in the throat, Rooster will probably be getting plucked and sent to hillbilly heaven Silky style.
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-Pimp feather. Not as good as a blowjob but better than a kick to the face. More means better.
-Teabag. The kind of show where about ten minutes in you feel like you have some dude’s pubic hair
in your mouth.
-Steaming pile. You watch the show and the cops come to talk you off the ledge.